
who won’t this attract?
My gigantic invisible cock is hard from this..
(Oh, and that is my 1st GIF)
But I dance like this normally…….
all dem bitches

I will win every heart.
This hardly even needs explaining.
I’ll just dance until everyone leaves me alone, apparently. Who needs a mate?
IT COUNTS. AND I WIN.
Yeah… I’m not getting anyone…
My mating dance: ………………….is “The Creep.” So I might attract Nicki Minaj. At best. ……………………….crap.
i will be knee deep because of this sexy dance
The sad part? I REALLY do dance like that.
hey baby whats up just pole dancin hbu dats cool wanna do it
I attract the awesome kind.
FIRST OF ALL: NEVER NOT REBLOG MAT-HUMPING!TED. COME TO ME UNCLE WIKUS AND LET ME TEND TO YOUR PRAWNLY DESIRES.
OH YES!!!! YES PLEASE!!!!!!
Bringing all the boys girls cats to the yard.
like a bird wildly flapping it’s wings. Fits XD
I will attract strange people.
Gonna get some ass with this.