February 2012
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Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
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I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me.
Is that how you do it
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I got home and my parents didn’t even bother to tell me that my puppy is at the, as they say, “puppy hospital.” They said she’s all hooked up to IVs and things. ;A;
At least it’s nothing too serious. She’s just dehydrated. But, I miss my puppy.
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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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It would be nice if you would stop insulting the...
Gah, you’re so rude!
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The 1st dancing GIF in your folder is now your...
juna42kela:
sweet-forget-me-not:
theexjerkxmizfit:
chrisjerich0s:
who won’t this attract?
My gigantic invisible cock is hard from this..
(Oh, and that is my 1st GIF)
But I dance like this normally…….
all dem bitches
I will win every heart.
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The difference between "normal girls" and me: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
normal girls:
me:
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50 Things You Need To Give Up Today →
halfhissize:
Give up trying to be perfect. – The real world doesn’t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done.
Give up comparing yourself to others. – The only person you are competing against is yourself.
Give up dwelling on the past or worrying too much about the future. – Right now is the only moment guaranteed to you. Right now is life. Don’t miss it.
Give up...
the difference between me and quality people
when i say hi
me: hi everyone have a nice day
my followers:
quality people: hi
their followers: omg hi can i be your friend you are perfect omg im freaking out you are online love me plz xoxoxox
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