geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will i do then

*friend posts selfie*
caption: look at how good i look. i look good
me: hell yeah you do! hell yeah! HELL yeah you look good

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

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Pluto is there.

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The artist remembered Pluto.

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Guys…

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The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: ruby-white-rabbit)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…
guccimaneuver:

swea

Things school has taught me:

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

how to sleep without people noticing

how to hide headphones with your hair/hand

(Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox)

It’s on netflix

A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

charizard:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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tsarbucks:

whatifcodycarson:

If you ever feel ignored, just remember that Mary Kate and Ashley have another sister named Elizabeth

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she’s playing the scarlet witch in the avengers now. how the tables have turned